I was browsing Michael Aulia’s site as usual and came across a funny post and just had to share it with my readers. This is something that can really make you laugh and take the edge off.
I have altered the title a bit, but the core points are still the same. I am bracing myself for some female responses on this post as I’m sure some of them would have something to say 
14 Reasons to get a Dog rather than a Wife
- The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
- Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
- Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
- A dog’s parents never visit.
- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
- You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
- Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
- Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
- A dog will not wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog??”
- If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
- A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
- If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
- Dog’s like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
- If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
@Michael – I will be listing your post in my great reads next week. Be sure to check it out.
I hope you had a good laugh as I did. My favorite is number 14, personal reasons I guess. Let me know which one you enjoyed the most.
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Hahah..thanks for the re-posting the joke. I have to admit I didn’t make that joke but I got it from my email inbox.
I guess I shouldn’t ask what the personal reason is ^^
Michael Aulia´s last blog ..Don’t be a Darren Rowse, Don’t be a John Chow
@Michael – thanks for the joke, I will post about it in my weekly great reads.
The personal reason is personal for a particular reason, I would rather not talk about it as it saddens me. I hope you understand.
Hmm too funny George
Thanks for sharing this…I sent the link to all my friends..specially girls 
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@TechZoomIn – thanks for sharing this, I await the responses from the females. I will make sure I only read it indoors
hahahaa
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@Atul – glad you found it funny
George… I wish I would have read this before I got married, as I would have gotten a dog instead – LOL – Just kidding, as my wife is AWESOME. Great post!
@Doug – hold onto your wife, they only come once in a lifetime, lol.
lol, I love this post. Make sense, mostly number 14. I totally understand.
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@Deneil – thanks for understanding, at least someone does.
Yeah, all you can do is live, learn, and move on.
Deneil Merritt´s last blog ..Are You Sick Of Seeing Me Everywhere?
@Deneil – a very valid point. I’m doing my best to move on, but it takes time.
Yeah, you right it does take time. Just take it one day at a time. I’m sure you’ll be ok.
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@Deneil – I’m getting there and yes, I’ll be ok. Things are changing for the better and I can see a bright future for me.
That’s good, I hope you can see a bright future for your blog as well.
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That’s horrible! Very funny though so I guess it’s alright.
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@Nicholas – it’s meant to be a joke and that’s why it’s ok.
Yeah…I know. I think it’s hilarious. Great post!
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@Nicholas – glad it liked it. Be sure to check out my other jokes and funnies. A link can be found in the left sidebar.
Haha! I think some ladies would react pretty badly after reading this. Nonetheless, funny post. The post title alone gave me my life for the day.
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@Gooroo – glad you liked it. I’m still waiting for the ladies to bomb me on this side, lol
LOL! That was a pretty funny one. I must say however that I am not a fan of pets so i’ll stick to the wife….for now.
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@Gerri – not all people are pet lovers and I respect that.
LOL, these are so true.
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I bet he didn’t have success with a woman that’s why he’s settling for a dog. lol
Hahahaha. Nice one
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@Liane – it’s another way of looking at it. They do say that a mans best friend is his dog!
How many female bloggers commented this post ?
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@Pradeep – not many at all
Am I lucky or what?
If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting Hahahahahahhaaaaaaaa! Lol this was hilarious
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@Swashata – glad you liked it, we all need a bit of a laugh now and then.
Already heard this funny idea through an Email. Anyways, good to hear it again!
But , take care that you don’t overdo this duplication work or it might be harmful for your Google rankings.
@Tech-Freak Stuff – you are correct in what you say, will be more careful
Lolz! Dog seems to be a far better option
Thought this was a very humorous post.
Got me laughing, but I do love my wife.
A dog will not have as many expectations or complaints….lol
-Joshua
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@Joshua – you are right, but I think it was intended for just a laugh
Hey I’m glad I came across this blog today. I definitely needed some cheering up and reading those reasons why you should get a dog rather than a wife ring pretty true. Women should check this out as they may just get some pointers on how not to annoy men so much. Thanks for the hilarity, keep up the good work.
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@chris – glad to have made you happier, it was just a good laugh. Thanks for stopping by.
Great joke dude
I already have 2 dogs, a German shepherd and a black Labrador. I <3 them a lot.
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@Mayur – glad to hear you have 2 dogs, just a nice joke to laugh about
@Deneil – my blog has given me knew hope and dreams to achieve.
That’s good to hear my friend.
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