14 Reasons to get a Dog rather than a Wife

I was browsing Michael Aulia’s site as usual and came across a funny post and just had to share it with my readers. This is something that can really make you laugh and take the edge off.

I have altered the title a bit, but the core points are still the same. I am bracing myself for some female responses on this post as I’m sure some of them would have something to say icon smile 14 Reasons to get a Dog rather than a Wife

14 Reasons to get a Dog rather than a Wife

  1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
  2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
  3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
  4. A dog’s parents never visit.
  5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
  7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
  8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
  9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog??”
  10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
  11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
  12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
  13. Dog’s like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
  14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

man dog together 14 Reasons to get a Dog rather than a Wife

@Michael – I will be listing your post in my great reads next week. Be sure to check it out.

I hope you had a good laugh as I did. My favorite is number 14, personal reasons I guess. Let me know which one you enjoyed the most.

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{ 41 comments }

Michael Aulia July 8, 2009 at 10:19 am

Hahah..thanks for the re-posting the joke. I have to admit I didn’t make that joke but I got it from my email inbox.

I guess I shouldn’t ask what the personal reason is ^^
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George Serradinho July 8, 2009 at 10:21 am

@Michael – thanks for the joke, I will post about it in my weekly great reads.

The personal reason is personal for a particular reason, I would rather not talk about it as it saddens me. I hope you understand.

TechZoomIn July 8, 2009 at 11:00 am

Hmm too funny George :) Thanks for sharing this…I sent the link to all my friends..specially girls :)
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George Serradinho July 8, 2009 at 11:54 am

@TechZoomIn – thanks for sharing this, I await the responses from the females. I will make sure I only read it indoors :)

Atul July 8, 2009 at 1:58 pm

hahahaa
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George Serradinho July 8, 2009 at 3:54 pm

@Atul – glad you found it funny :)

Doug Dillard July 8, 2009 at 3:56 pm

George… I wish I would have read this before I got married, as I would have gotten a dog instead – LOL – Just kidding, as my wife is AWESOME. Great post!

George Serradinho July 8, 2009 at 4:02 pm

@Doug – hold onto your wife, they only come once in a lifetime, lol.

Deneil Merritt July 8, 2009 at 7:40 pm

lol, I love this post. Make sense, mostly number 14. I totally understand.
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George Serradinho July 8, 2009 at 7:46 pm

@Deneil – thanks for understanding, at least someone does.

Deneil Merritt July 8, 2009 at 10:13 pm

Yeah, all you can do is live, learn, and move on.
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George Serradinho July 9, 2009 at 6:43 am

@Deneil – a very valid point. I’m doing my best to move on, but it takes time.

Deneil Merritt July 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm

Yeah, you right it does take time. Just take it one day at a time. I’m sure you’ll be ok.
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George Serradinho July 9, 2009 at 5:21 pm

@Deneil – I’m getting there and yes, I’ll be ok. Things are changing for the better and I can see a bright future for me.

Deneil Merritt July 9, 2009 at 5:59 pm

That’s good, I hope you can see a bright future for your blog as well.
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Nicholas Z. Cardot July 8, 2009 at 10:08 pm

That’s horrible! Very funny though so I guess it’s alright.
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George Serradinho July 9, 2009 at 6:45 am

@Nicholas – it’s meant to be a joke and that’s why it’s ok.

Nicholas Z. Cardot July 10, 2009 at 2:01 am

Yeah…I know. I think it’s hilarious. Great post!
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George Serradinho July 10, 2009 at 6:51 am

@Nicholas – glad it liked it. Be sure to check out my other jokes and funnies. A link can be found in the left sidebar.

The Gooroo @ Finance Advisory Stop July 9, 2009 at 5:24 pm

Haha! I think some ladies would react pretty badly after reading this. Nonetheless, funny post. The post title alone gave me my life for the day.
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George Serradinho July 10, 2009 at 7:08 am

@Gooroo – glad you liked it. I’m still waiting for the ladies to bomb me on this side, lol :)

Gerri - Ninety Nine Ways July 10, 2009 at 9:18 am

LOL! That was a pretty funny one. I must say however that I am not a fan of pets so i’ll stick to the wife….for now.
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George Serradinho July 10, 2009 at 9:54 am

@Gerri – not all people are pet lovers and I respect that.

Jacob Yap July 10, 2009 at 12:20 pm

LOL, these are so true.
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Liane YoungBlogger July 11, 2009 at 10:12 am

I bet he didn’t have success with a woman that’s why he’s settling for a dog. lol :D Hahahaha. Nice one
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George Serradinho July 11, 2009 at 10:23 am

@Liane – it’s another way of looking at it. They do say that a mans best friend is his dog!

S.Pradeep Kumar July 11, 2009 at 7:40 pm

How many female bloggers commented this post ? :D
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George Serradinho July 13, 2009 at 2:30 am

@Pradeep – not many at all :) Am I lucky or what?

Swashata July 13, 2009 at 6:32 pm

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting Hahahahahahhaaaaaaaa! Lol this was hilarious :P
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George Serradinho July 14, 2009 at 6:47 am

@Swashata – glad you liked it, we all need a bit of a laugh now and then.

Tech-Freak Stuff July 14, 2009 at 3:57 pm

Already heard this funny idea through an Email. Anyways, good to hear it again!

But , take care that you don’t overdo this duplication work or it might be harmful for your Google rankings.

George Serradinho July 15, 2009 at 6:48 am

@Tech-Freak Stuff – you are correct in what you say, will be more careful :)

sham July 22, 2009 at 3:02 pm

Lolz! Dog seems to be a far better option :)

Joshua August 19, 2009 at 1:42 am

Thought this was a very humorous post.
Got me laughing, but I do love my wife.
A dog will not have as many expectations or complaints….lol

-Joshua
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George Serradinho August 19, 2009 at 7:00 am

@Joshua – you are right, but I think it was intended for just a laugh :)

chris@dogdeterrent August 26, 2009 at 5:05 pm

Hey I’m glad I came across this blog today. I definitely needed some cheering up and reading those reasons why you should get a dog rather than a wife ring pretty true. Women should check this out as they may just get some pointers on how not to annoy men so much. Thanks for the hilarity, keep up the good work.
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George Serradinho August 26, 2009 at 8:00 pm

@chris – glad to have made you happier, it was just a good laugh. Thanks for stopping by.

Mayur August 31, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Great joke dude :D
I already have 2 dogs, a German shepherd and a black Labrador. I <3 them a lot.
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George Serradinho September 1, 2009 at 6:54 am

@Mayur – glad to hear you have 2 dogs, just a nice joke to laugh about :)

George Serradinho July 10, 2009 at 6:47 am

@Deneil – my blog has given me knew hope and dreams to achieve.

Deneil Merritt July 10, 2009 at 5:49 pm

That’s good to hear my friend.
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