I received this joke via email and thought it was funny enough to share with you all. Please note that these dwarfs are not from Snow White’s clang, or at least I hope so as I have seen many cartoons showing otherwise. I’m sure you have seen the same cartoons?
2 Dwarfs in a bar - Which ones do you think?
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ‘working girls’ and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of ‘Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE …. UGH!’ Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE…. UGH!’ Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE … UGH!’ … ALL NIGHT LONG.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, ‘How did it go?’ The first mutters, ‘It was
Embarrassing.. I just couldn’t get an erection.’
The second dwarf shook his head. ‘You think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t get on the bed.’
Final thoughts
I hope you had a good laugh and that I brought a smile to your face. We need to have some laughter in our lives.
I have attached an image with Dwarfs which have numbers underneath. Yes, I know that they are the 7 dwarfs from Snow White’s story. Which of the dwarfs above do you think are the 2 in the joke? I have numbered them to make it easier for you all and for me as well, lets see what you guys/girls come up with.
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Nice one… I think 4th drawf is the one who couldn’t get on the bed and the 6th is the one who couldn’t get an erection…
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@Compute Live – thanks for your feedback. I agree that number 6 looks somewhat sleepy or lazy
Definitely Grumpy (#7) could not perform his duties as he had to much going on in his head… his mortgage is 3 months past due, his ex-wife is always harassing him, none of the other dwarfs like him, etc… the list goes on and on.
And #6 (not sure who that is) is the one who could not get up on the bed. If you look at his eyes you can tell that he is totally wasted! He probably downed a 6-pack of beer and a couple of Irish Whiskeys and he had no shot of getting on that bed.
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@Doug – wow, you really gave me a comment to read. Your points of observation are somewhat true. I think no #6 had a dozen and not a six pack
I was thinking more than a six-pack first… but he is a small guy and I figured more than 6 might kill him
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@Doug – sometimes small guys are able to consume more, never judge a book by it’s cover.
I think I’ll have to agree with Compute Live.. Sleepy (#6) is the one who couldn’t get an erection.. as he’s always day dreaming, bored and lazy and according to me Dopey (#5) is the one who couldn’t get on the bed because he’s clumsy all the time.
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@Nehh – thanks for your feedback, I’m getting a better picture from all you guys/girls who comment.
What a creative fun way to get people leaving comments George, always great stuff.
I wanted to say 4 and 6 but someone else picked those two so I will pick 5 and 6
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@Extreme John – thanks man, you can also say 4 and 6, no problem in that.
I don’t remember enough about those seven dwarfs to make a qualified guess as to which of them were in the joke – but I liked the joke, didn’t expect that ending – thanks for sharing
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@Klaus – thanks man, as long as you had a good laugh
At the end i vl say Haha .lol.Nice 1
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@ankit – glad it made you laugh, just some small humor now and then to kepp us smiling again.
Hahaha Nice One George. I’ll go for the 5ht and 6th.
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