I just got this in an email and thought of sharing it. Some of the things are really funny and I can see why they would be considered to SOUND dirty, but they aren’t. The three categories that have covered are in a law firm, in the office and playing golf.
Read on and let me know what you think. Even some of them I have said and it never occurred to me that it sounded dirty.
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, ARE NOT:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge.
8. Counsellor, let’s do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offence?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn’t
1. Think you can get me off?
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, ARE NOT:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it’s out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish.
3. It’s an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn’t
1. It’s not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, ARE NOT:
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip!
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn’t
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!
So, how were they? Did you laugh? Come on, be serious now. Let me know what you think.
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ha ha .. good one…enjoying this one
Cheers
Sandeep
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@Curious Little Person – I’m glad you liked it.
he he .. dirty .. funny..
You really have a nice theme for your blog. I really like the design. Great.
And ya thanks for the leaving suggestions for my blog. I appreciate that.
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.I enjoyed it a lot.
You dirty mind
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LOL. I loved it. I love the getting off in both the law and office themes.
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@Maria – you make me laugh. I hope your husband is doing better?
very funny post, thanks for sharing. I especially like the golf references. I will share this with my golf buddies this weekend.
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George coming up with lots of humor these days.. Specially after boobs oh I mean iBoobs post
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Up with the thesis theme finally, good stuff
Cheers
Sandeep
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LOL,
It was good. Good one after iBOOB joke
Will wait for more from you…
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Hold up! I need to wash my balls first! OMG, that one got me. LMAO! I was sitting here reading them until I got to the last one. Keep em coming, I love your joke posts.
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@Deneil – glad to hear you liked them. I get loads of email jokes, but will only post the good ones
Well I hope those jokes keep coming. A laugh is the best way to start the day.
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ha ha ha, Thats so funny, really enjoyed it !!!
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@Raj – glad you liked it, many seem to have had a good laugh.
I love the golf ones especially “Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.” I always here golf instructors saying something like this and think they have the best jobs going!
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